Love. It’s a funny thing. Sure, some can dismiss it as blind lust, coded into our DNA from the beginning as an excuse for proliferation, pass it off as a chemical imbalance masquerading as the feeling, or as the premise and end result of many Korean dramas. None of that changes the fact that, for me, it was love at first sight with Bleed ($2.99). Still, I began to question myself. For months I wondered if the game would live up to the image I had built up in my head. Now, days after I first nervously pressed start, I remain smitten. Does Bleed make good on expectations? It bloody well does.

Bleed is in essence a finely-tuned platformer, crossed with the self-choreographing mechanics of a very difficult bullet ballet. Your character, the pink-haired and ever-encouraging Wryn, goes guns blazing through seven expertly-plotted and beautifully-realized stages. You’ll see flashes of Mega Man in the bosses, and the storyline follows a No More Heroes / Scott Pilgrim slant, with Wryn fighting the greatest heroes the world has ever seen in an attempt to take the throne and limelight for herself. Each stage will test your reflexes and trigger finger, and each numbered ‘Hero’ fight is as fresh and exciting as the last, with enough loving craftsmanship to fill ten games over.

This alone would be enough to pique anyone’s interest, but all of that is taken to the next plateau with Wryn’s athletic ability to dodge attacks (up to three times per jump) and slow time. Bullet Time is nothing new to gamers, but the way it is implemented here with such ease and accurate handling makes me wonder why it ever took so long to make a proper transition. After a short learning period, you’ll be weaving through danger like a pro. The satisfaction gained from watching yourself improve at Bullet Time and pull off spectacular stunts is immeasurable, and never loses its cool factor. You’ll never suffer from a lack of the spectacular either. Between you and the end battle sits hundreds of tight spots in which you’ll need to maneuver into and out of, and the moves Wryn brings to this dance rival anything Keanu Reeves did while in the Matrix.

Fancy moves are nice, fancy armaments are nicer. While Wryn’s default dual pistols handle the job quite well, a secondary gun you can trust is just as important. From flamethrowers to mines to laser rifles, to a katana that deflects bullets, the combinations and options impress. And style is everything. An always-ticking combo gauge measures your skill at creating beautiful chaos while avoiding hits, and your score on each stage amounts to currency. Upgrades to your health and bullet-time, as well as additional weapons, are available in the shop between stages.

You can replay levels to grind out more money (and occasionally you should), but much like that combo gauge, the emphasis is always on speed and what’s next. The game quickly ushers you to the next stage or mini-boss, never letting off the gas, and you don’t want it to. Every fight is different depending on the difficulty and your gun loadout, and tinkering with both can yield surprising and / or improved results. No matter the situation, there are two constants in Bleed; the purest forms of adrenaline and fun. Well-tested balance and thoughtful checkpoints ensure both stay stocked throughout.

Bleed - Screen

There are more great moments, more intense set-piece sequences, more intelligent designs at work here, than AAA titles you’d shell out $60 for. And that’s just during your first playthough, directly after the ‘Thanks for playing’ script fades. There are additional difficulties to best (that devilishly remix enemy layouts and attack patterns, rather than just up the player damage), and an arcade option that goes retro, tasking you to go as far as you can in one life. A challenge mode gives you the chance to take on the bosses under multiple circumstances, either to practice tactics, or, for the incredibly confident, to tackle up to three of them at once! With plenty of weapons and upgrades still to earn, and alternative characters to unlock, Bleed is a game you’ll log several happy hours on.

It’s pitch-perfect in its execution, and renders all possible criticism moot. I’ve been told I have a flair for the dramatic. I profess love too easily. I’m guilty, even if I truly mean it at the time, but what the hell, here goes nothing; this is the best XBLIG I’ve ever had the privilege of playing. You can be skeptic, but in this rarest of cases, trust me that the game earns that title utterly. If you have a pulse, if even a fraction of your heart is occupied by videogames, you must play Bleed.

17 thoughts on “REVIEW: Bleed”

    1. Oh man! Good find! I mean, I knew it was coming, but it is nice to see it finally getting closer to actual release!

      I’ve actually been mentally going over and reconsidering my picks for all-time best XBLIGs, and I still don’t think anyone or anything can touch Bleed for my No. 1 in the final tally. Dead Pixels is near and dear to my heart too, but Bleed was just too good. Awesome that the sequel will get its start in front of a much larger audience than XBLIG could ever provide.

    2. Oof! Choosing an all time best XBLIG would be tough.
      I’d consider Bleed, Escape Goat and One Finger Death Punch all to be contenders (for me anyway).
      Though, when I think of “hours played”, Tacticolor and Sushi Castle would both have to get a mention. Something about those two keeps me coming back and playing them fairly often. They must scratch a certain itch!

    3. All good choices, you can go wrong with one over the other, really. Escape Goat and OFDP are up there for me too. And if you’re doing hours played versus overall fun, or best mechanics, most original idea, etc., now you’re really setting yourself up for a headache. 🙂

    1. That shop is a little out of the way, so I can see that being missed by some. Angry? Angry how? Difficulty, or because it’s just so damn good?

    2. Wow. Are we talking about the same game? Far cry from my proclamation of it being ‘the best XBLIG ever!’ then. The worst I’ve ever heard about it was the controls take some getting used to, and the action / fun doesn’t really pick up til after the first level.

    3. Indeed, I can’t believe this is the game everyone has been praising so highly. The level design is mostly cheap, and some of the boss fight design is awful. The twin worms boss fight is a risible catastrophe!

    4. Hmmm. I don’t know. I didn’t see any of that in my time with the game, and I played through on Hard after doing the Normal run. The boss fights were a highlight to me, loved the strategy and tension in each one, especially on different difficulties. The levels were awesome as well, switching from fights to navigational sections smoothly. If anything, I -wanted- longer stages and more fights. I know you and I don’t always have the same opinion on games, but I’m legitimately shocked on this one.

      Is this Alan? For real? Am I being punk’d? Is Ashton Kutcher going to pop up in the comments section somewhere, and I’m going to have to laugh and say how big of a fool I am to get tricked? Cuz it ain’t gonna happen! :p

    1. Thanks for that. 🙂 One of those rare times a recommendation isn’t even needed. Playing the game does all the work a review normally would.

    1. Absolutely my pleasure. Thank you creating a masterpiece I can gush about like a little girl, and for not leaving me any openings where I might have had some critiques. 🙂

      Game design isn’t easy, not even in the case of really bad games, so I can really appreciate how much care and work went into building something like this. Throwing some words on a page about how great it is pales in comparison to actually making something great, so -thank you- again. People can say what they want about XBLIGs, but the real gems like this go a real long way to showing the service’s worth to the public and Microsoft itself.

      Now, if this game doesn’t find its way onto Steam eventually, or get a sequel in a few years, it’s a crime against interactive entertainment. 🙂

  1. I’ve only had time for a short go on Bleed, but all I can say so far is WOW! Can’t wait to play some more.
    Thanks for bringing this one to my attention.

    1. Glad I could. 🙂 It’s one of the better perks of running a site; getting the word out about a game that someone might miss or pass on otherwise.

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